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posted 4/22/2009 10:36:16 AM |
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Girls Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.“

I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the

hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.



Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in

the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed

three times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I

cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming

up with

such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict

with him.



(Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos

totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told

him “ Midnight.” He didn’t seem pissed off at all.

Whew! Got Away with that one!



Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.“

When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock

cuckooed three times, then said, ‘Oh. Shit,’ cuckooed four more

times,

cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed

twice

more, and then tripped Over the coffee table and farted.“

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Cootiesprayer

Apr 22 @ 10:38AM  
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 22 @ 10:52AM  


That is hilarious.
dmbchick420

Apr 22 @ 10:52AM  
Sorry, already heard it before....but it is a good one
dmbchick420

Apr 22 @ 11:16AM  
LOL....I should've said, "In the words of Bruce........"
Sunshine79

Apr 22 @ 11:27AM  
That's one of my favorites!! It's Hump Day, Wanna Fuck??
jc44

Apr 22 @ 12:14PM  
fucking hilarious man loved it definitely remember that one
casuallylooking

Apr 22 @ 12:52PM  
Yeap, heard it before, but it's still funny enough to make me laugh again.
And even give you a kudo....
flavorbuster

Apr 22 @ 1:05PM  
good one
1bunny629

Apr 22 @ 1:39PM  
whew....at least he didn't call her out!
hornymanalways

Apr 22 @ 2:14PM  
bandit892

Apr 22 @ 3:04PM  
Meena

Apr 22 @ 4:23PM  
that's a good one!
surv6969

Apr 22 @ 4:34PM  
RevDocLove

Apr 23 @ 9:18AM  
That's happened to me a few times!!
sugarnspice005

Apr 23 @ 9:19AM  

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Passing on a Old Joke from a Lady Friend!!