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SMART PILLS... (old joke)

posted 4/20/2009 6:57:20 PM |
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Two little young male friends John and Dave, were walking around
in the woods near Dave's house. They came up on a log and sat
down. John says to Dave: I'm having trouble learning to remember
my times 6 tables- you know, 2 x 6= 12, 3 x 6=18, 4 x 6=24,
5 x 6 =30, 6 x 6= 36. But after that, I have a hard time remembering
things from there.

Dave says, I know what you mean but I can help you with that! How's
that John says? Dave says: sit here for a couple minutes, I'll go in my
house and get some smart pills for you to take but I want 25ยข per pill
and four of them should do it for you! "Smart pills" John says? Well...
.... okay!!

Dave runs into his house and comes back with a small bag. Dave says:
Here ya go John, give me a dollar and I'll give you your pills. OK John
says! Dave gets his dollar and John gets four little round pills.

After munching on the pills for a few seconds, John goes oh yuck and
spits everything out. He grabs the bag, looks inside and says: those
taste like shit and look like little round rabbit turds!!!

Dave says: See? You'se get'n smarter already!!!

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onehornytoad69

Apr 20 @ 7:20PM  
girlcountry

Apr 20 @ 7:42PM  
That is just plain wrong!! But I love it!!
bandit892

Apr 20 @ 10:07PM  
sugarnspice005

Apr 20 @ 10:12PM  
Gross But funny!
Sunshine79

Apr 21 @ 9:35PM  
That was great!

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