Ok, I will admit, I have posted and even responded to some Craigslist ads back in the day. I haven't really checked them out lately until last week. My girlfriend decides she wants to play dectective and finds out that her man has been searching the "Casual Encounter" section of Craigslist. She seemed irritated, but didn't have any solid evidence he was doing anything. 
So, she asked that I place a fake ad and hope he takes the bait. Ok, I'm down for this. I can help my girl out. I know she would do it for me. I decide to make a short and sweet ad titled "Lonely Housewife", gay I know. Well, along with it I posted 2 photos of me (not my face...hint, hint...NUDE) and I got no responses. Well, I couldn't find the damn ad anywhere and it said it was active. 
I was getting irritated so I decided to post another ad. Well, after I write it all out and hit post, it tells me I can't double post. Now I'm really pissed because I know when I was looking around, I'd run into 2 or 3 of the same ads for the same people, so WTF?? 
2 days pass and still no response. Still I can't find the ad I placed. So, I delete the other one and I write another and post a general picture from Photobucket, it was an icon that said "I'll keep you my dirty little secret!" 
2 hours later, with no pic posted of me.....I get well over 80 replies!!! I woke up this morning and had well over 100 replies....OMG, this is driving me nuts!! 
Now, these men are all different. Alot of older men, rednecks, skinny men, men that look like they came off the cover of GQ Magazine, wow. I'm having a field day with these pictures over here.....
Oh God.....how did I ever get myself into this....My inbox is overflowing with cock pictures and I can't keep up!! Too bad I wasn't a picture collector because, DAMN!!!! I got tons of pix!!!!
Oh and here was the ad that got all these responses, titled "Your Dirty Little Secret":
I'm a white female, brown hair, brown eyes. Curvy in all the right places.
I am attached (not married), but my other half is almost always away on
business. Love to be able to meet up and have a little fun with someone.
Not so much into looks, just be honest, sane and down to earth.
Please be D&D free, No Drama.
You ready for some fun?? It's our dirty little secret!
Wow.....all these dick pix.....anybody wanna fuck? 
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somnium
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Apr 20 @ 6:18PM
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I posted 2 photos of me (not my face...hint, hint...NUDE
Ummmm, could I see the pics you included in the ad... you know, maybe I can figure out why they weren't posted- yeah... that's it- just try'n to help! 
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NightOfOld
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Apr 20 @ 6:50PM
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I posted 12 reply's to that ad and sent pics. Why haven't you answered any of them.
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onehornytoad69
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Apr 20 @ 6:56PM
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and where the Hell have You been all DAMN DAY!!! 
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1bunny629
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Apr 20 @ 7:24PM
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When I visit CL it keeps a history of what I clicked on. Maybe it would have been easier to check the history of your friends boyfriend there? But...ya got some cock pics! Cock pics are always fun! 
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Lisa46
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Apr 20 @ 8:03PM
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I put up an ad for helping out seniors I got one response asking if I would "help senior men"  Haven't posted an ad since. Thinking about maybe trying one for my birthday you know spend the day gettin some lovin then he goes away like they usually do in real life 
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surv6969
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Apr 21 @ 8:12AM
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Never been to Craigslist. Would have been my first to check you out.
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dmbchick420
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Apr 21 @ 9:09AM
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So yeah....I will admit I posted a personal ad on there not so long ago seeking another woman. WHAT A MISTAKE!
I get tons of emails from bull dykes (clarification - I have NOTHING against bull dykes, but they are NOT my cup of tea AT ALL - I'll take a sexy femme lady thanks) and men posing as woman - sending me pics from web sites of naked women with the web site name clearly on the picture (uh duh....I'm a RETARD!). My ad was up for about 4 days and I took it down. I will NEVER do that again. I think that place is crawling with creeps 
But yeah....your blog made me lol 
I wanna fuck Didn't ya see my dancin banana blog??
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flavorbuster
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Apr 21 @ 9:44AM
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How did the name bull dyke get started for women .... Do they have a set of horns & a dick 
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dmbchick420
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Apr 21 @ 9:52AM
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How did the name bull dyke get started for women .... Do they have a set of horns & a dick
No....just a set of plastic balls with a dildo
I honestly don't know.....I know some consider it an offensive word and other lesbians actually call themselves "bull dykes", so I don't know, but to me if they look like a man and are masculine, they are a bull dyke 
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slohand_47
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Apr 21 @ 10:06AM
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You didn't say if your gr's ..... man...... showed up or not.
I've looked at the craig's list ads a couple times, but never saw anyone my age within 500 miles. It seems to be filled up with 20 yo hookers. EVEN if I felt like spending the money, which I don't......... my luck I'd get the one cop in the bunch.
10 years ago you could make a lot of friends (bennies or otherwise) in yahoo chat, but that's full of bots now and darn near impossible to strike up a conversation with anyone.
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flavorbuster
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Apr 21 @ 10:06AM
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LOL ..... I thought the manly ones were called Butch
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dmbchick420
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Apr 21 @ 10:17AM
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10 years ago you could make a lot of friends (bennies or otherwise) in yahoo chat, but that's full of bots now and darn near impossible to strike up a conversation with anyone.
Yeah...I miss those days! I met my husband on Yahoo chat  
LOL ..... I thought the manly ones were called Butch
Yep...they are called that too.
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Cootiesprayer
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Apr 21 @ 11:51AM
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Well, you definitely will have no problem with the wanna fucks now huh sunshine
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Meena
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Apr 22 @ 12:30AM
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wow! it's the same with me!
but it was a lil bit different. I wrote a nice and detailed summary of what I wanted.
"Nice blk girl looking for a nice guy"
Like only 1 reply in a few days. :(
I removed it and wrote
"Black chick wanting hot latinos and asians"
"Looking for a hot guy who like video games, potential fwb, and will not reply without pics."
over 20 something (I'm thinking 30+) replies in a couple of days
I guess guys don't like to read or know what the hell I look like
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Meena
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Apr 22 @ 12:31AM
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btw, I posted NO pics LOL
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