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posted 4/17/2009 4:51:41 PM |
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  Lisa46

okay I can't help it this is so cute

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes, I am."
Jacob says, "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
The Pharmacist says, "Of course we do."
Jacob asks, "How about medicine for circulation?"
The Pharmacist says, "All kinds "
Jacob continues, "Medicine for rheumatism?"
The Pharmacist says, "Definitely."
Jacob asks, "How about suppositories?"The Pharmacist says, "You bet!"
Jacob adds, "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
The Pharmacist says, "Yes, a large variety. The works."
So Jacob asks, "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
The Pharmacist says, "Absolutely."
Jacob keeps right on going, "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
The Pharmacist says, "We sure do."
Jacob thinks some more and asks, "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
The Pharmacist says, "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob asks for one more item, "Adult diapers?"
The Pharmacist smiles and says, "Sure."
Jacob smiles back at him and says, "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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Cootiesprayer

Apr 17 @ 5:52PM  
oh that's priceless. Thanks Lisa good blog.
flavorbuster

Apr 17 @ 6:07PM  
That is cute
somnium

Apr 17 @ 6:17PM  


onehornytoad69

Apr 17 @ 8:20PM  
NightOfOld

Apr 17 @ 8:25PM  


Lisa46

Apr 17 @ 9:07PM  
Thank you all for your comments greatly appreciated
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 17 @ 10:03PM  


That's funny.
casuallylooking

Apr 18 @ 2:27AM  
I wondered where they would be registering..... lol

This is adorable, Lisa. kudos
surv6969

Apr 18 @ 4:12PM  

My GPA just got remarried last year after his wife died the year before. He was 80 and his she was 75.

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