okay I can't help it this is so cute
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes, I am."
Jacob says, "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
The Pharmacist says, "Of course we do."
Jacob asks, "How about medicine for circulation?"
The Pharmacist says, "All kinds "
Jacob continues, "Medicine for rheumatism?"
The Pharmacist says, "Definitely."
Jacob asks, "How about suppositories?"The Pharmacist says, "You bet!"
Jacob adds, "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
The Pharmacist says, "Yes, a large variety. The works."
So Jacob asks, "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
The Pharmacist says, "Absolutely."
Jacob keeps right on going, "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
The Pharmacist says, "We sure do."
Jacob thinks some more and asks, "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
The Pharmacist says, "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob asks for one more item, "Adult diapers?"
The Pharmacist smiles and says, "Sure."
Jacob smiles back at him and says, "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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