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Some Hump Day Thoughts

posted 4/15/2009 7:32:59 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is.

I am having an out of money experience.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either; just leave me the heck alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know him or her.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct-tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same day.

Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Men are like a fine wine. They start out grouped together and don't have a chance of reaching their potential until they're stomped on over and over by some women. Then they need to be alone and in a dark, depressing state for years on end until they can finally be appreciated.

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Happy Hump Day, Anyone Still Wanna Fuck?

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Wordsofwit

Apr 15 @ 7:35PM  
I think I have seen some or all of this before, but it has been a while. I like it. Slipping a greenie, Megan.
paulywalnuts

Apr 15 @ 7:44PM  
Sunshine...You Rock

W****F***
sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 7:56PM  
Green thingy for you Sunshine. Those were good!
1bunny629

Apr 15 @ 7:56PM  
Wise words keep ya thinking! Wise asses keep ya kickin! Pissers and moaners keep ya yawning! Follow your own path and you will be glad your alone! I would rather be lonely alone, than lonely with someone! Exclamamtion points don't mean I am yelling!...just excited I have a point...be kind and don't break it...I am out of duct tape to fix the wound! Peace be with you before your dead!
BigFlirt

Apr 15 @ 7:56PM  
flavorbuster

Apr 15 @ 8:24PM  
Good thoughts for today
xquseme

Apr 15 @ 8:37PM  
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Shit. Now you tell me.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 16 @ 12:41AM  
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
OMG! This one is funny!
1bunny629

Apr 16 @ 2:22AM  
Those that participate with others but bitch about the ones that they participate with are called....what? really...I need some help here?
tassie1

Apr 16 @ 5:51AM  
and if you think nothing is impossible then you've never tried slamming a revolving door
waynuckingfutz

Apr 16 @ 7:35AM  
Those that participate with others but bitch about the ones that they participate with are called....what? really...I need some help here?
Wives?

Meena

Apr 16 @ 3:37PM  
"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. "

I enjoy reading them all but this one stuck in my head for a long while. It really sucks knowing what you know and people don't ask for advice.

I had great credit, can budget, and want what's best for people regardless if I do or don't like certain peope. Why does someone I know going to go to a person who has a shopping addiction, doesn't care about your money situation, and gives you bad finicial advice and you know that I went to school for years to help people with personal and monetary problems???

*sighs*

anyway, good blog Sunshine!
dmbchick420

Apr 16 @ 3:46PM  
LOL @ bunny Greenie for ya
surv6969

Apr 16 @ 4:14PM  
It is been a long day. Thanks for the laughs.

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