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posted 4/15/2009 4:55:23 PM |

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bandit892

when your out and the mood strikes and you know you can't make it back home and you have to use a public restroom.do you cover the seat with paper or just sort of hover over it or do you just bite the bullet and sit right down on the seat? most the time i just go ahead and sit on the seat if it looks clean and so far i haven't had any bad luck other than losing one of my nuts and having this fungus on my ass but i just hate when i drop a load and it splashes water up on my ass that's when i run to the doctor to get a shot of something

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StraddleMyNose

Apr 15 @ 5:03PM

You're crazy!

Okay, I try not to eat all that much if I'm going out for a long period of time. That way I don't have to go when I'm out and about.

featherone

Apr 15 @ 5:09PM

i use toilet paper! better to be safe then sorry! i, surprized ole straddle hasnt made a blog on toilet thingy,,

bandit892

Apr 15 @ 5:11PM

that is a good idea after some of the ones i have been in.good lord i just as soon sneak out behind the dumpster and pinch a loaf

StraddleMyNose

Apr 15 @ 5:12PM

i, surprized ole straddle hasnt made a blog on toilet thingy
Done that already with a blog some time ago...

bandit892

Apr 15 @ 5:15PM

well shit i must have missed it sorry straddle.oh well maybe we will get some new answer from the newbies

featherone

Apr 15 @ 5:15PM

DAM! and i missed it

Cootiesprayer

Apr 15 @ 5:29PM

I grab some paper towel the soap that they have & I wash down the seat & the handle.

flavorbuster

Apr 15 @ 6:25PM

I attach a disposable splash guard to my ass & hover Yes the guard has a hole for easy non clog bombing

Lisa46

Apr 15 @ 6:33PM

I wipe off the seat because there is always some ass who don't clean off after they miss from stooping

sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 6:49PM

I hover. I admit it.

I've worked at a hotel cleaning rooms close to 15 years, believe me...some of what I've seen had led me to believe "hovering" is the way to go when using a public restroom.

DarkKnightWalking

Apr 15 @ 6:58PM

The MOST dangerous part in a public restroom is the exit handle or push plate...

Use your foot.

Oh, and somewhere there was a medical report that said
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

ThePurpleProphet

Apr 15 @ 8:32PM

I just spit on the seat and get to work.

Meena

Apr 16 @ 3:47PM

I cover the seat with a very THINK layer of paper towels. I then hoover over the seat because I refuse to have water sprinkles even gently mist my bottom. I refused to catch critters on my hooch.

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