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Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

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Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring
under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea
shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but theUrologists felt
the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire the
decision up to the assholes in Washington!!!

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surv6969

Apr 15 @ 1:40PM  


It is Wednesday?? Then HELL yeah lets fuck!!!!!!!!!
earthquake501

Apr 15 @ 2:03PM  

Very good.
flavorbuster

Apr 15 @ 2:34PM  
That's funny Is this how they created the asshole of the month award
paulywalnuts

Apr 15 @ 3:29PM  
How Many proctologists are there in Wash. D.C. ?

535 (Members of Congress)
Cootiesprayer

Apr 15 @ 5:19PM  
another good one sunshine. :)
sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 6:37PM  
PinkToeNails

Apr 15 @ 8:38PM  
That is too funny Sunshine!

Sill again, you are a wealth of information!! LOL

I bet I could bill this to an insurance company and get you paid for this blog!!


themama

Apr 15 @ 10:42PM  
slohand_47

Apr 15 @ 11:36PM  
I love it !

K
Nightstorm

Apr 16 @ 9:26AM  
Well said Sunshine.

A small green lifeform has just appeared on your blog from the planet Kudosa.

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