Hope Your Protected!!!! posted 4/14/2009 3:35:06 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, laugh, sunshine

Sunshine79

Really hope you all have some sort of protection!!

Alot of bad stuff going around!!

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The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive.
with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and recounting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Hard Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up! your RAM, but your processor doesn't care!

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy .. then discards it through Windows


Ok, anyone wanna fuck?

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