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posted 4/14/2009 3:35:06 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Really hope you all have some sort of protection!!

Alot of bad stuff going around!!

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The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive.
with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and recounting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Hard Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up! your RAM, but your processor doesn't care!

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy .. then discards it through Windows


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surv6969

Apr 14 @ 3:40PM  
that was great thanks for laugh
StraddleMyNose

Apr 14 @ 3:42PM  
These are damn funny!
flavorbuster

Apr 14 @ 4:28PM  
LEWINSKY & CLINTON ..... ....
waynuckingfutz

Apr 14 @ 4:47PM  
Barney Frank Virus - Inspects the financial files on your hard drive and reports there is nothing wrong - until you need a $700 Billion bailout.
waynuckingfutz

Apr 14 @ 6:07PM  
Oh yeah!...and I gotta condom over my hard drive!
soft_touch938

Apr 14 @ 8:35PM  
Those are so funny!
bobbierob

Apr 15 @ 12:28AM  
freakin hilarious, babe!!!!

The 'Barney the Purple Dinosaur Virus' - makes your computer so annoying that you have to repeatedly beat it with a baseball bat!
LilGriz

Apr 15 @ 7:02AM  
The Al Gore Virus

Up here it would be the Norm Coleman Virus - We are still without a Senator, as he is still protesting the counts.
Cootiesprayer

Apr 15 @ 12:00PM  
sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 12:52PM  


DarkKnightWalking

Apr 15 @ 1:21PM  
Just install the Brooke SHIELDS antivirus....

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