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You All Need This Laugh

posted 4/13/2009 7:43:10 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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This is a repost, but I thought we all needed a well deserved laugh. So, here it is.......Enjoy!

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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat...

'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden' she said.

It was worth the sharing, Happy Monday!!

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ThePurpleProphet

Apr 13 @ 7:51PM  


Anyone wanna fuck?

I can't remember how.
surv6969

Apr 13 @ 8:59PM  
that is some funny stuff girl

Never pass up that offer.
StraddleMyNose

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Apr 13 @ 9:00PM  
Anyone wanna fuck?
Get into my bed, NOW!
somnium

Apr 13 @ 10:13PM  
Now there's an infusion in confusion if I ever heard one!!

Anyone wanna fuck?

Ohhh HELL yeah!! You on top? That way I can see the action go'n on!!

themama

Apr 14 @ 12:08AM  
Thanks for that...
CAPTNORM

Apr 14 @ 12:32AM  
So laughingggggggggggggggggg!
Cootiesprayer

Apr 14 @ 11:35AM  
priceless. Thanks sunshine. :)
dmbchick420

Apr 14 @ 11:49AM  
LOL...cute
1bunny629

Apr 14 @ 7:11PM  
That kinda made me sad...it was funny coming from a babes mouth, but the action is a reflection of how a child is taught.

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You All Need This Laugh