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Is it because I'm blonde?

posted 4/13/2009 4:37:17 PM |
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the other kids
could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B,
C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I
have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a fully developed chest.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 19."

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surv6969

Apr 13 @ 4:55PM  
NOT NICE
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 13 @ 5:00PM  
I use to be blond growing up. Then I started reading.
blondie_779

Apr 13 @ 5:03PM  

Rolling my eyes.

blondie
StraddleMyNose

Apr 13 @ 5:18PM  
Rolling my eyes.

blondie
Oops!

lol
alybai42

Apr 13 @ 5:51PM  
That was funny
1bunny629

Apr 13 @ 6:27PM  
That's the funniest blonde joke I have ever heard...nothing against blondes really...but funny just the same!
Wordsofwit

Apr 13 @ 8:47PM  
Dude, you are not the next Letterman, Leno, Mencia, Sunshine, or even WoW, give it up.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 13 @ 8:59PM  
Dude, you are not the next Letterman, Leno, Mencia, Sunshine, or even WoW, give it up.
Jealousy doesn't become you, Bruce. Seems like a lot of others liked the joke. Not sure why you're getting a little spiteful and pissy all because I told this joke.....well, unless it's the obvisous I pointed out with the jealousy and stepping on your toes sort of speak since I'm in your "territory" as far as posting jokes go.
flavorbuster

Apr 13 @ 10:09PM  
Intelligently funny
msvoluptuos

Apr 13 @ 11:11PM  
I thought it was very funny, Shawn!!!
themama

Apr 13 @ 11:44PM  
Like surv said not nice... But sure is funny...
Cootiesprayer

Apr 14 @ 6:18AM  
texastigress

Apr 14 @ 7:09AM  
That was a good one Shawn! Had me laughing. A greenie has been tossed your way...
dmbchick420

Apr 14 @ 12:04PM  
Bruce said "dude" lol

So....here's your kudo.....for trying to be funny

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Is it because I'm blonde?