xquseme
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Apr 9 @ 8:00PM
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First date--beer drinking and farting contest!  
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Meena
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Apr 9 @ 8:03PM
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The 2nd time together. After that, you can let it allllll out 
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Cootiesprayer
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Apr 9 @ 8:12PM
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I take it you didn't read Bandit's blog.  I personally, if i have to fart, will try to do a silent one. Hey if you gotta fart let it out, it's not good to hold things in
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flavorbuster
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Apr 9 @ 8:24PM
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At least you have some respect I was on a first date w/ a girl who farted & laughed like a teenie bopper now I understand being down to earth but I just met her ... Actually I think the irritable laugh is what hit a nerve otherwise If warned I might of said let her rip It's best to do it right away to not blowup 
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girlcountry
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Apr 9 @ 8:59PM
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Could always go in another room until comfortable with that....even after being married to hubby for 2 years, I still go in another room!! But that's just me!! 
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Wordsofwit
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Apr 9 @ 9:12PM
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Sooner or later reality will enter into the festivities. Let me create a scenario, not uncommon, we can go out for a nice INDULGENT meal; it could be Italian, Greek, Mexican, Seafood, Cajun, Barbecue, Steak, Chinese, or any American entree resulting from diversity. The reality is America is much more diverse than it was 25 years ago.
Now this is just one man speaking, and I anticipate a few supporters. I want to see immigrants teaching their children English.
They are! I am currently grading essays by seventh graders in the state of Texas. Over the last five years, I have seen a tremendous improvement. The Spanish speaking kids have done particularly well
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PinkToeNails
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Apr 9 @ 9:18PM
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Bruce! This blog is about pooping! (freaking Sunshine) this is cracking me up!!!
I thought you were headed somewhere Bruce but you veered way out into left field somewhere!! LMAO!!!
I will agree with you tho... speaka da English!!
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zaralyon
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Apr 9 @ 10:03PM
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Hell on the first few dates I tend to go to the bathroom for that, but if he's met my Mother and is still around then he can handle a fart.
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themama
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Apr 9 @ 10:38PM
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I would have to say on the second date.... Then let it rip after that...
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bandit892
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Apr 9 @ 10:49PM
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one girl i was engaged to we were together for about 4 months and i was hiding my farts pretty good till one day i felt one building up in me  i knew no good could come from this if it got loose  i thought if i could just get alone for a few seconds i could leave it all behind me  but she all of a sudden wanted to hug me i kept trying to back away but she caught me me and let's just say she squeezed the shit out of me  she was stunned for a few mins  but after some good counseling she was able to work through the shock and in a few weeks her eyebrows even grew back 
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Tyme_Ryder
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Apr 10 @ 1:34AM
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I usually excuse myself and disappear till it's over.
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waynuckingfutz
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Apr 10 @ 5:46AM
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How far into a relationship is an ok enough time to let out a fart? Anytime before the conventional explosion backs up and turns nuclear. 
I want to see immigrants teaching their children English. Farting is a universal language.
she was able to work through the shock and in a few weeks her eyebrows even grew back She hung around THAT long? That MUST be love! 
I dunno -
1. I might grade her farts on a scale of 1-10 and encourage improvement if necessary.
2. I might wait until at least the third date before I farted AND pulled the covers over her head. But hey - that's just me.
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surv6969
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Apr 10 @ 10:40AM
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I think once you are comfortable with someone it shouldn't matter, it is kinda rude but oh well. But I still prefer to go in the other room to fart. I don't like to smell it so might as well do it where I am not going to be.
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DarkKnightWalking
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Apr 10 @ 1:13PM
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An Avon lady was making her rounds in a huge apartment building when she had a gas attack. Quickly concluding her stop, she all but ran for the elevator, intending to go outside to pass gas. Once in the elevator though the pains became too much to bear, so she let it rip. And it reeked BADLY. Thinking quickly, she whipped a can of air freshener out of her Avon bag and doused the elevator with it. A few floors down, a guy gets on. After the doors closed and it went down a couple floors, he suddenly sniffed and said "What is that aroma?" Proud as she could be and hoping for a new customer, she said "That's an Avon air freshener. How do you like it?" He sniffed again and said,
"Smells like someone shit a Christmas Tree."
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paulywalnuts
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Apr 10 @ 1:17PM
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 Hmm....."To Fart or not to Fart"....now that is the question......
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waynuckingfutz
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Apr 10 @ 4:44PM
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"Smells like someone shit a Christmas Tree."
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Cootiesprayer
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Apr 10 @ 4:50PM
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DKW! You rock! rofl. these are hilarious you guys.
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StraddleMyNose
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Apr 11 @ 7:41AM
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How far into a relationship is an ok enough time to let out a fart? Like NEVER!  Do it in private!
This almost sounded like one of my blogs
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JustLusting4u
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Apr 12 @ 10:07AM
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Ladies dont fart thy tooooooot
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xquseme
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Apr 12 @ 11:44AM
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"Smells like someone shit a Christmas Tree." But, it's not the Christmas tree part that's painful...it's passing all those ornaments! 
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TastyCupcake
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Apr 12 @ 8:08PM
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Ladies dont fart thy tooooooot
That reminds me of something my friend's father told me once, "Animals sweat; men perspire, and women glow."
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