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posted 4/7/2009 10:23:04 PM |
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  bandit892

the other day while i was in wally world doing a little shopping there wasn't to many people back in the section i was in i thought how nice i can take my time to look at things with out the worry of getting run over or bumped into by somebody's damn shopping cart.well i went around the end of the aisle this guy just about knocked me down hell i thought maybe he was stealing something or was late going some place well just a few feet down the aisle i found out why he ran i walked right into a cloud of shit i mean this one burned the hairs out of my nose even later when i stop to get a bite to eat i could still taste it so much for my beautiful peaceful day of shopping.i mean don't get me wrong when i was married i use to crack one then look over at my ex to make people think she had done it but that was all in fun nobody got hurt .i really hope that guy got some help because something must have crawled up his ass and died. .i hope nobody ever has to go through this type of hell ever in their lives

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StraddleMyNose

Apr 8 @ 6:19AM  
Now that's pretty gross!
Cootiesprayer

Apr 8 @ 8:54AM  
oh you poor dear. I did that once, i bought one of those colon cleansing kits & then made the mistake of going to the store. Lets just say when I was in the cereal aisle I had no issues with crowding. I hope you can get the smell out of your nose dear. :)
flavorbuster

Apr 8 @ 12:02PM  
My dads friend did the old pull my finger trick in Walmart .... He used the same finger to blame me when people started giving the dirty looks
bandit892

Apr 8 @ 3:11PM  
seems like everytime i try to hide someplace in the store to eaze one out while nobody is around somebody always walks up half way through it.makes it even rougher since i don't have a wife to blame it on anymore
Lisa46

Apr 8 @ 3:13PM  
my ex boyfriend use to go over an aisle then come running to me and you could the people over there asking what had died Hey sunshine we lived in Florida at the time
Sunshine79

Apr 8 @ 7:22PM  
My man and I are notorious for doing this at the local Walmart. It's usually him, in front of me. And he will lay a nasty fart and then, I'll end up walking into it and then running out of the damn aisle!!!!

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