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posted 4/6/2009 6:12:19 PM |
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Ok, you've been fuckin' warned.

I go out today and run errands. I stop and grab some .99 cent burgers and bring them home. I had just poured myself some iced tea. I'm sittin' there, chowin' down and I'm flickin' onions from my burger to my dog to catch. He's enjoying them. I go to take a sip of my tea, yum. Back to munchin' and flickin' onions to the dog.
Thirsty, I take a sip of tea and there is some white stuff floating in it and I look in my glass and see what appears to be a worm of some sort, something disgusting.
I'm carrying it to the kitchen for inspection and I almost vomit at the thought of it being something dead. I find a fork and reach into the glass. And what do I pull out?

.............. ............... .................. ............... .........

A piece of bacon, covered in cheddar. Hmmmm........I wonder how that got there???

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Apr 6 @ 6:23PM  
Ya had me going there a minute. You're such a tease! Kudos for the laugh!

Apr 6 @ 6:29PM  

Apr 6 @ 7:04PM  

That was good.

Apr 6 @ 7:29PM  
I have found sme strange things in places they didn't belong!

Apr 6 @ 7:35PM  
ewww nasty

Apr 6 @ 8:25PM  

Well thank God. The only thing worde than a Worm......... is half a Worm

Apr 6 @ 9:10PM  
there is some white stuff floating in it



Apr 6 @ 11:11PM  
hey wasn't there a guy who "did" leave some white stuff in a Burger King shake years ago? holy cow, good one sunshine. Kudo for this one.

Apr 7 @ 12:01PM  
I thought you were gonna say a piece of paper from the straw

Apr 7 @ 12:21PM  
An uncle of mine ate a bag of lays potato chips & found half a roach in it

Apr 7 @ 4:08PM  
I love bacon n cheddar it might work as a new flavor of tea

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