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**WARNING**Probably More Gross Than A Straddle Blog
posted 4/6/2009 6:12:19 PM |
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Sunshine79
Ok, you've been fuckin' warned.
I go out today and run errands. I stop and grab some .99 cent burgers and bring them home.
I had just poured myself some iced tea. I'm sittin' there, chowin' down and I'm flickin' onions from my burger to my dog to catch.
He's enjoying them. I go to take a sip of my tea, yum. Back to munchin' and flickin' onions to the dog.
Thirsty, I take a sip of tea and there is some white stuff floating in it and I look in my glass and see what appears to be a worm of some sort, something disgusting.
I'm carrying it to the kitchen for inspection and I almost vomit at the thought of it being something dead. I find a fork and reach into the glass.
And what do I pull out?
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...............
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A piece of bacon, covered in cheddar. Hmmmm........I wonder how that got there???
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StraddleMyNose
Apr 6 @ 6:23PM
Ya had me going there a minute. You're such a tease!
Kudos for the laugh!
Wordsofwit
Apr 6 @ 6:29PM
Oh...
sugarnspice005
Apr 6 @ 7:04PM
That was good.
1bunny629
Apr 6 @ 7:29PM
I have found sme strange things in places they didn't belong!
hot4you120
Apr 6 @ 7:35PM
ewww nasty
NightOfOld
Apr 6 @ 8:25PM
Well thank God. The only thing worde than a Worm......... is half a Worm
somnium
Apr 6 @ 9:10PM
there is some white stuff floating in it
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
Cootiesprayer
Apr 6 @ 11:11PM
hey wasn't there a guy who "did" leave some white stuff in a Burger King shake years ago? holy cow, good one sunshine. Kudo for this one.
Lisa46
Apr 7 @ 12:01PM
I thought you were gonna say a piece of paper from the straw
flavorbuster
Apr 7 @ 12:21PM
An uncle of mine ate a bag of lays potato chips & found half a roach in it
surv6969
Apr 7 @ 4:08PM
I love bacon n cheddar
it might work as a new flavor of tea
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