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posted 4/6/2009 11:00:49 AM |
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  cottoncandydragon

Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:



There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:


1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.


2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.


3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed.


All National financial problems fixed!!!


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waynuckingfutz

Apr 6 @ 11:19AM  
cottoncandydragon for President.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 6 @ 11:41AM  
Now that would be just too easy!


Great ideas though!
Cootiesprayer

Apr 6 @ 12:10PM  
oh heck yes. Now i just need to be over 50.:)
paulywalnuts

Apr 6 @ 12:49PM  
You could replace..Barney Frank, and Secretary Treasury Tim Geithner all at the same time
somnium

Apr 6 @ 2:22PM  
You're proposing this idea to the President and his cabinet, where the term "intelligent rational" is like an oxymoron! Because.......... they're, well... MORONS!!

Still a good idea though! But the idea of 40 million instant millionaires, that could give them more power than what they have while financially suppressed, scares politicians.

No, no- it's all too logical- they (politicians) can't handle logical!

JMO

StraddleMyNose

Apr 6 @ 2:40PM  
You're proposing this idea to the President and his cabinet, where the term "intelligent rational" is like an oxymoron! Because.......... they're, well... MORONS!!
That's about the truth!
evild614

Apr 6 @ 4:32PM  
I see only two problems here:
1. That's 40 trillion dollars we're talking here. That's several times the Federal budget that even a spend-happy president like Obama could come up with.
2. Doling out money to a whole demographic with the stipulation that they spend it on a particular set of companies but not another is flirting dangerously close to communism.

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