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Top 5 Excuses For Skipping Sex

posted 4/4/2009 12:21:57 PM |

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Sunshine79

Here are the Top 5 reasons used for skipping sex. Have you used these excuses before?? Why? Or do you have other great excuses?

1. Too tired or need sleep

2. Not feeling well or health reasons

3. Not in the mood

4. Taking care of children and/or pets

5. Work

Anyways, anyone wanna fuck?

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Xien607

Apr 4 @ 12:27PM

How about #6

I got tired of waiting for you so I just Masturbated, Thank you Kindly!

Sunshine79

Apr 4 @ 12:35PM

I like Xien's #6!!!

PinkToeNails

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Apr 4 @ 12:37PM

1. Rarely ever too tired!

2. Need a backrub??

3. ALWAYS in the mood here!! lol

4. Kids are grown and gone, cats can go outside!!

5. Call in sick!! Not that I would do that!!

Cute one Sun!!

loveslife158

Apr 4 @ 1:02PM

You will have me on life support

featherone

Apr 4 @ 1:07PM

heres a good one men use! my football game is on!

onehornytoad69

Apr 4 @ 1:13PM

my football game is on!
That is soooo wrong!!! Shame on any man that turned down his Lady..because of a "Game"!!!!!

Wordsofwit

Apr 4 @ 1:16PM

1. There isn't another person I want to have sex with that wants to have sex with me.

2. Good looking talent escorts are too expensive.

3. There isn't another person I want to have sex with that wants to have sex with me.

4. Good looking talent escorts are too expensive.

5. There isn't another person I want to have sex with that wants to have sex with me.

NightOfOld

Apr 4 @ 2:25PM

Always wanna F__k

And there are NO reasons for NOT pleasing the one you love.

Here's a greenie, just because it's YOU posting.

Xien607

Apr 4 @ 2:36PM

Fuck the Game and Fuck the Bunny

selectusername

Apr 4 @ 4:27PM

#1 reason: Pinky turned me down or wasn't available!!

dumblonde

Apr 4 @ 5:26PM

chemo takes the desire right out of you...wasnt an excuse...

now, if i could only find a partner...

1bunny629

Apr 4 @ 5:41PM

hmmmm....now Sunshine is bunny too?! HA! That's ok...I needed some help anyway.

evild614

Apr 4 @ 7:00PM

my football game is on!

That's no excuse whatsoever. That's why God gave us ottomans, the doggie-style position, tight football pants (for her benefit), and Dallas Cheerleaders (for his). Problem solved.

StraddleMyNose

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Apr 4 @ 7:10PM

Anyways, anyone wanna fuck?
Bring it on!

sugarnspice005

Apr 4 @ 9:50PM

Skipping sex? That happens?

Looking4ever

Apr 4 @ 10:01PM

Um, I think my number one reason...no partner and I get tired of having it alone!

That's no excuse whatsoever. That's why God gave us ottomans, the doggie-style position, tight football pants (for her benefit), and Dallas Cheerleaders (for his). Problem solved.

You forgot commercials, evild!

SexyDan488

Apr 5 @ 9:08PM

Anyways, anyone wanna fuck?

cant say no to that one

surv6969

Apr 6 @ 10:00AM

1. Too tired or need sleep
That is never an excuse. There is always time for sleep later

2. Not feeling well or health reasons
Where there is a will there is a way. In most cases

3. Not in the mood
NOT IN THE MOOD How can you not be in the mood? All I have to do is look at your pix SS

4. Taking care of children and/or pets
Pets not an excuse. Kids they should be your number one priority. I have never used them as an excuse not to have sex, but have had to wait or work around them to find an opportunity.

5. Work
Work is definitely not an excuse for me. I have a desk you can hide under or if I am the only one here you can lay on. If you don't like either of them I will take the morning, afternoon, or even the day off and we can do whatever you want Hell I take the week off.

Anyways, anyone wanna fuck?
ALWAYS

Cootiesprayer

Apr 6 @ 12:00PM

hey what about the good old fashioned. "honey, I got a headache"?

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