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posted 4/4/2009 11:34:19 AM |
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have:

Work Out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Skater Barbie for $19.95
And Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed Salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture, Ken's Kids, Ken's Pets, Ken's Beach House, Ken's Bank
Account, Ken's ATV and a key chain made with Ken's balls

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Apr 4 @ 11:51AM  
Good one!!!

Apr 4 @ 12:09PM  
Yup, I got the doll! And the keychain with the balls....I should post a pic to prove it!!

Apr 4 @ 12:11PM  
Cute Sunshine :)

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Apr 4 @ 7:12PM  
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