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A New Definition According to Mensa

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A friend sent this to me and I thought it was good enough to post...enjoy!

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers totake
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2006 winners:

1. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

3. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

4. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.

5. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
laid.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like,
a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n): The frantic dance you perform just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn afterfinding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ******* *Sounds like someone we all know on here.

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onehornytoad69

Apr 2 @ 5:18AM  
Cute.. thx!!
soft_touch938

Apr 2 @ 7:42AM  
I just love words....especially altered words. Thanks for my morning laugh....just hard to read AND drink coffee....
max49

Apr 2 @ 9:13AM  
loveslife158

Apr 2 @ 10:46AM  

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