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BEER VS VAGINA

posted 3/30/2009 11:28:44 PM |
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  bandit892

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a,scene,
kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get
mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had
here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it.
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them.

An extra point for BEER

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RevDocLove

Mar 31 @ 9:28AM  
I reckon I'll have to concur on all points
loveslife158

Mar 31 @ 9:45AM  
Beer leaves your system in about 24 hrs.
Cootiesprayer

Mar 31 @ 10:40AM  
You normally don't find old beer.
, but with a vagina you don';t wind up like this ---> after a few to many.
MUDSHARK450

Mar 31 @ 4:26PM  
I thought this was funny when Sunshine posted this topic.
Still think it is funny and definitely worth a reprise

Good job
1bunny629

Mar 31 @ 5:44PM  
Vagina delivers itself.....20 points to Vagina!
chocolatemilf

Mar 31 @ 6:32PM  
One final trump......VAGINA---The ORIGINAL TASTES GREAT LESS FILLING!!!
25 points...........
StraddleMyNose

Mar 31 @ 7:44PM  
Pussy wins hands down with me, period! I HATE BEER!

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