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The Mortician’s Wife

posted 3/27/2009 3:47:39 PM |
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!

“I’m sorry Mr. Sam,” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity.”

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

“I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he said, and opened his briefcase.

“Oh, my God!” she screamed, “Sam is dead!”

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onehornytoad69

Mar 27 @ 6:01PM  
Good one!
Sunshine79

Mar 27 @ 6:24PM  
loveslife158

Mar 27 @ 7:44PM  
Then he replied yes & your about to be.

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