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posted 3/25/2009 2:53:30 PM |
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A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor. ‘I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!’

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him. ‘I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.’

‘And what about the third rose?’ she asked. ‘That’s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.’

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Mar 25 @ 3:08PM  
Awwww, that was freakin' cute!!!!

Mar 25 @ 3:14PM  

Mar 25 @ 3:31PM  
now that's funny!!

Mar 25 @ 3:58PM  

Mar 25 @ 5:10PM  
Why do I think that is so cute? Thanks for the funny, but it is probably becoming more true than not.

Mar 25 @ 5:38PM  
I have a mental pic of ol' pudendum ears

Mar 25 @ 6:32PM  
Hmm Every time I hear a loud noise I smell pussy and I keep trying to eat my ears.

Mar 25 @ 7:54PM  
Bandit, I really think you should post that other joke you emailed me earlier today on here.

Mar 25 @ 9:57PM  
He can hear you cuming now for sure.

Mar 25 @ 10:20PM  
The guy from the burn unit now massages his ears, nose, screams and spits a lot.


Mar 25 @ 10:27PM  
lol i just wonder if he has to stick cotton balls in his ears once a month

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