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  bandit892

Miss Beatrice,
the church organist,

was in her eighties

and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness

and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.


As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,

the young minister

noticed a

Cut -glass bowl

sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled

with water,

and in the water

floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned

with tea and scones,

they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said,

"I wonder if you would tell me about this?"

pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied,

"Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through

the Park a few months ago

and I found this little package

on the ground.

The directions said

to place it on the organ,

keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of
disease.

Do you know

I haven't had the flu

all winter."

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surv6969

Mar 25 @ 11:49AM  
Sunshine79

Mar 25 @ 2:14PM  
LMAO!!!
SweetWineO

Mar 25 @ 4:44PM  
StraddleMyNose

Mar 25 @ 8:08PM  
That's a good one!

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