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Why you should never question a drunk

posted 3/24/2009 1:35:44 PM |
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  bandit892

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I
selected:


A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to
check out,
a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the
items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'


I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was
indeed single. I looked at the six items on the
belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: Well, you
know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth
did you know that?

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

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fantasyfactory

Mar 24 @ 3:11PM  
Here's your greenie! Yup! That's fucking funny!
FriendlyKitten

Mar 24 @ 3:30PM  
That is just not right, but it is totally funny. thanks for the laugh.
1bunny629

Mar 24 @ 5:06PM  
That's rude!
onehornytoad69

Mar 24 @ 5:14PM  
good one!
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Mar 24 @ 8:03PM  
texastigress

Mar 25 @ 6:19AM  
Thanks, that was really funny!

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