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romantic bath
posted 3/24/2009 12:40:47 AM |
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bandit892
has anybody ever been in the tub with their lover candles lit soft music nice cold bottle of boone's farm everything is perfect.then all of a sudden you feel you have got to crack a fart you think i will just ease it out but then the bubbles raise up between you and her and you look up and she is staring right at you and you say what i was just turning the jets on
you know it's fun to remember this shit
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selectusername
Mar 24 @ 12:46AM
Serves you right for drinking that cheap assed wine!!
StraddleMyNose
Mar 24 @ 12:48AM
Oh fuck man, you're funny. It must be silly night in the blogs tonight.
Well, no one else is posting blogs hardly tonight. Been like that for about a week or two on here. Might as well have a little entertainment tonight.
bandit892
Mar 24 @ 12:51AM
well i don't like to pull out the md 20/20 on the first date i like to save the good stuff for those special nights
Looking4ever
Mar 24 @ 3:17AM
Gee, I had all the way up until the part where you mentioned the Boone's Farm.
onehornytoad69
Mar 24 @ 3:50AM
Sunshine79
Mar 24 @ 10:52AM
It was the blue MD 20/20 when that happened......I was there.....I knew he farted, it wasn't no damn jets!
lunanegra
Mar 24 @ 3:12PM
Been hanging around Shawn too much?
waynuckingfutz
Mar 24 @ 8:03PM
To borrow a Jack Nicholson line from 'The Bucket List' .... Never trust a fart.
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