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posted 3/23/2009 11:47:09 PM |
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  bandit892

your sitting in your chair watching tv and your woman comes in and wants to sit on your lap. sounds great but you don't know that your nut sack is in the wrong place and when she sits down she crushes your boys .sort of ruins the mood at least for a few mins or days depending on how bad they are mashed.or has this only happened to me?

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DarkKnightWalking

Mar 23 @ 11:53PM  
The day I got my vasectomy.....my 300 lb friend didn't know...and he decided it would be cute to run up and jump in my lap......

See ya and raise ya two nuts.....
StraddleMyNose

Mar 23 @ 11:54PM  
Oh, I can imagine this happening with any of us guys. But I have had my share of women sitting in my lap, and I have always made sure my balls were out of the way and my cock sticking straight up into her as she sits down.
bandit892

Mar 23 @ 11:57PM  
damn hearing about that dark made mine go up in my belly lol the one that crushed mine was just about 120 but it swelled up and turned blue never foget those memories
bandit892

Mar 23 @ 11:58PM  
your lucky straddle wish mine had been on guard that good would have saved me some pain.i think i started wearing a cup when i got around that girl again
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Mar 24 @ 12:06AM  
Uh, no.
selectusername

Mar 24 @ 12:49AM  
Just sit on the floor with your head leaning back on the chair,

that way when she sits down.....
StraddleMyNose

Mar 24 @ 12:56AM  
Just sit on the floor with your head leaning back on the chair,

that way when she sits down.....
Like that would ever work. She would probably just plop on down hard on his lap while doing that really causing the pain. I can actually see this happening when one is not expecting it.
onehornytoad69

Mar 24 @ 3:53AM  
he decided it would be cute to run up and jump in my lap......
OUCH!!!
somnium

Mar 24 @ 10:02AM  
Sort of- my ex wife ran into the bedroom when I was laying on the bed, jumped up and one knee of hers landed on the inside of my thigh, hitting my nut sack. That put me out of commission for awhile!

I believe guys were given ball sacks when we first appeared on Earth, as excruciatingly painful punishment, when we screw up through life. Therefore, my theory of God as actually being a female, may hold some truth. But... that's just a theory!

Sunshine79

Mar 24 @ 10:50AM  
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things dangling down there........
Detach

Mar 24 @ 1:08PM  
My nuts seem to always get in the way. I've had them get crushed with a mere hug.
waynuckingfutz

Mar 24 @ 2:52PM  
Maybe that's how ground NUTmeg got its name......started with a gal named Meg....

Looking4ever

Mar 24 @ 4:44PM  
Nope, can't say that I have.
1bunny629

Mar 24 @ 5:23PM  
I thought woman were aware of this...I always slide in and on to the lap, giving them time to aadjust before plopping!
Loveyoulongtime2

Mar 24 @ 6:03PM  
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things dangling down there........
We can even run.

Hasn't happened to me. My nuts are not on top of my thighs, they are between, but my cock might be!

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