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posted 3/23/2009 4:23:23 PM |
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An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

T he next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house.

I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and

Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.


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Mar 23 @ 4:30PM  

Mar 23 @ 4:38PM  

Mar 23 @ 6:28PM  
Hey...getting older...getting wiser...uses the system, but what the hell...worse things have occured!

Mar 23 @ 7:00PM  

Mar 23 @ 8:16PM  
Oh man, that's fucked up!

Mar 23 @ 8:16PM  
Maybe the moral of the story is if you cheat you live long & stay sexually active. To bad I have no one to cheat on. I liked your joke.

Mar 24 @ 9:50AM  
Who says you don't get wiser as you age??

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