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posted 3/23/2009 9:44:26 AM |
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This is my version of the future:

All women over 20 will still look 20.

All men over 40 will still look 40. It took us guys some time before we caught onto the face cream thing.

Ringtones will become a form of currency.

Ipods with video will actually fit in the eye.

Congress will loosen it's laws on airbourne pollutants. A study shows that humans need a certain amount of smog to breathe.

Congress bans first line of automobiles that run on smog and produce fresh air.

With new laws governing air pollution auto manufacturers build cars that can get 300 mpg using gasoline.

Oil is rediscovered in Texas and Alaska.

The new finanancial era begins as the national deficite reaches a number the computers don't recognize. The government decides to restart deficite at zero.

Day 2 of the new finacial era: After becoming 200 zillion dollars in debt congress votes to raise federal taxes to a record high of 99.9%.

Reocrds number of people die in worldwide flooding. Many kill others to reach higher ground and save themselves.

1 week later: Survivors rejoice and begin a new world order.

And finally: 2 years later after building a perfect utopia Pluto collides with earth and all of mankind is killed.

Millions of years later a group of astronomers on a planet 3rd from their sun decide that a distant planet in their solar system is no longer a planet but a dwarf planet. One of the team members yells out "deja vu".

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Mar 23 @ 9:58AM  
All women over 20 will still look 20.

I can handle that.....

Mar 24 @ 11:42AM  
All women over 20 will still look 20.

I hope not. Mature women look better to me. Anyone under 30 is too child-like in many ways.

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