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posted 3/21/2009 10:02:28 PM |
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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ...
You need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
A couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember:

You've been listening to your ipod.

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Mar 21 @ 10:19PM  
Damn you, Shawn, another old stale joke!!! While I don't have an iPod, I have timed the farts to the external sounds like the elevator door opening. In that case, if it isn't too loud, the key is to be the second person to look around with a disgusted expression on your face. Works every time. In fact, it worked last week at the day job on the elevator during afternoon break (I had fixed myself a decadently huge pastrami sandwich for lunch). It's only funny if you get away with it.

Mar 21 @ 10:25PM  
Eh, oh well, some will be entertained with this joke, while others have heard it before. That was my last joke that I had lined up for a while.

Mar 21 @ 10:27PM  
"Crop dusting" ! Basically letting tiny farts sneak out as you walk back and forth to distribute the air. Probably works if you're in crowd of people walking by already so no one knows its you.

Mar 21 @ 11:02PM  
That's funny!! Sounds like something that would happen to me!!


Mar 21 @ 11:10PM  
Will someone blog so I could post another blog soon?

Mar 22 @ 12:27PM  
LMAO!!! I can't see Bruce be-bopping to an

Mar 22 @ 1:57PM  

Ahhh the sound of music.

Mar 22 @ 2:03PM  
Farting in public, yes. iPod, no. There is an art to the fart. The rule of thumb is, think before you stink.

Mar 23 @ 8:05AM  
I went out to eat the other day. I wasn't even thinking, but I just finished spicy nachos with jalapenos on them & had to fart bad. I went to raise up & i let loose this really loud one. At first I thought I would get away with it because the restaurant was packed & loud, then I realized the hostess had just seated a family in a booth directly behind me, my ass was within hearing & smelling distance. I heard this muffled gasp from the woman closest to me, it stunk really bad & they had just gotten there food to.

Apr 25 @ 1:40PM  
This is kinda really embarrassing, but this has actualy happened to me. I was listening to Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"

Apr 25 @ 7:02PM  
That was hysterical! I am not seeing Bruce in this situation though...he isn't an IPOD daddy. But it was still a funny joke!

Apr 25 @ 7:08PM  
I admit to being far too old to be iPod. Now, I do understand the technology, but don't give a damn.

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This one is for Bruce...(I can actually see him doing