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  StraddleMyNose

Three little boys were concerned

because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized

and didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there.

One little boy said,

'We need to be baptized

because no one will come out and play with us.

Will you baptize us?'

'Sure,' said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom

and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,

one at a time.

Then He said, 'You are now baptized!'

Then they got outside,

one of them asked,

'What religion do you think we are?'

the oldest one said,

'We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.'

'We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water.'

'We're not Lutrans, because they just sprinkle water on you.'

The littlest one said,

'Didn't you smell that water?!'

They all joined in asking,

'Yeah! What do you think that means?'


'I think it means we're Pisscopailians.

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Wordsofwit

Mar 21 @ 8:52PM  
Here is another stale marginally funny joke.

A drunk is wandering by a river and comes across a preacher baptizing converts. The preacher calls the drunk over, "Have you seen Jesus?"
"No", the drunk replies.
The preacher dunks the drunk is the river. "Have you seen Jesus, now?"
"No", the drunk replies.
The preacher dunks the drunk is the river again. "Now, have you seen Jesus?"
"No", the drunk replies. "Are you sure this is where he fell in the river?"

And people wonder why this place is so dead.
onehornytoad69

Mar 21 @ 8:52PM  
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 21 @ 8:57PM  
okay, i got one more joke to post tonight. I normally don't do jokes for blogs, but had 4 pretty good jokes my friends had sent me to my hotmail box this week that I wanted to share with everyone.
Wordsofwit

Mar 21 @ 8:59PM  
4 pretty good jokes

Why didn't you post them instead of this one and the other one if they were good?
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 21 @ 9:01PM  
Why didn't you post them instead of this one and the other one if they were good?
You're cracking me up, Bruce
onehornytoad69

Mar 21 @ 9:01PM  
And people wonder why this place is so dead
WoW... please Show us the way!!!! I Love ya Man,.... but, Just because.. You know the joke..... That dont make it "stale"!!!
Wordsofwit

Mar 21 @ 9:13PM  
Tell you what OHT69, I'll give it a shot. As Straddle stepped outside of his normal mode by posting jokes in an attempt at humor. I will also post a dud blog with a Straddleque post. For some reason he is the only one that gets away with these things. I think it might qualify for the weird criterion.
onehornytoad69

Mar 21 @ 9:21PM  
Dont take it so Deep Man...!
We are here for fun...
Sure, if the same joke gets told over and over.... We all will not comment..and let it...Pass!!!!
Its all good!!!!

At least someone is posting ... !
Wordsofwit

Mar 21 @ 9:33PM  
At least someone is posting

That is the problem and we have seen this before, it is a cyclical thing. If too many stale unfunny jokes and boring blogs are posted, people refrain from posting blogs or commenting. The blogs begin to evaporate. Plus, every blog posted knocks another blog off of the list.

My question for Straddle or anybody is this: If you have four jokes that you think are funny that you want post, why post them in four different blogs, why not combine them into one?

People can disagree for sure, but I am telling you that the concept I am trying to convey is the major reason this site has become such a dead zone recently. If you want quality participation, you have to post quality.
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 21 @ 10:19PM  
My question for Straddle or anybody is this: If you have four jokes that you think are funny that you want post, why post them in four different blogs, why not combine them into one?
Oh, that's easy...

1. I like to give each of my jokes full attention

2. I'm approaching the 800 mark with blogs and I want to reach that number very soon.

Geez, you dems are never happy...
Sunshine79

Mar 22 @ 12:31PM  
That was freakin' cute and I've never heard it, greenie!!!
Wordsofwit

Mar 22 @ 1:00PM  
1. I like to give each of my jokes full attention

2. I'm approaching the 800 mark with blogs and I want to reach that number very soon.

Geez, you dems are never happy...

Typical republican; a failed policy based upon borrow and spend resulting in inflation that is of no benefit to the public, only special interests.

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