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Chuckle of the day...

posted 3/21/2009 3:24:51 PM |
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  StraddleMyNose

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and
take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"
"I couldn't even get on the stupid bed.."

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PinkToeNails

Mar 21 @ 3:40PM  
Awwwwww.... poor guy!!!
Xien607

Mar 21 @ 4:00PM  
I thought you were talking about me in the beginning
cottoncandydragon

Mar 21 @ 4:02PM  
Thanks, Strad. That wasw a good one.
1bunny629

Mar 21 @ 4:26PM  
I don't know what to tell the one that couldn't get a hard on, but I heard prostitutes don't mind fucking on the floor...
Xien607

Mar 21 @ 4:34PM  
Hmmm, fucking on the floor, the bed, the dinner table or even up against the wall sounds good at this stage of the game.::::::::
onehornytoad69

Mar 21 @ 5:02PM  
Good one..Thx!

sugarnspice005

Mar 21 @ 8:06PM  
Cute!
Cootiesprayer

Mar 21 @ 8:28PM  

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