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Met an older woman at the bar

posted 3/21/2009 1:45:23 AM |
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  StraddleMyNose

I went to a bar last night and happened to meet someone. I found out that she was 55 years old, but didn't look too bad for her age at all. So I bought her a drink. We snuggled up a little with each other a little later, and she then asked me if I have ever heard of a "sportsman's double". I told her that I hadn't. She then went on to explain that it was a threesome with a mother and daughter, and invited me back to her place. Well, just the thought of what her daughter would look like got me really excited, so we left and went back to her place. When we got there she turned her light on and yelled upstairs, "mom, are you still up?". To say that I bolted out that door is an understatement!




*Yes, it was a joke....and I don't even do bars*

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Wordsofwit

Mar 21 @ 2:09AM  
I thought I saw an elderly woman running out the backdoor as you were coming in the front.
NightOfOld

Mar 21 @ 3:03AM  

Don't you know the older the more experienced.
onehornytoad69

Mar 21 @ 5:38AM  
Good one!
StraddleMyNose

Mar 21 @ 5:41AM  
Good one!
Thank you!

Btw, I think Bruce might have heard this one already...
Wordsofwit

Mar 21 @ 6:10AM  
No, I can't say I have heard that one before. But I am sure that we will see it on here again.
StraddleMyNose

Mar 21 @ 6:18AM  
No, I can't say I have heard that one before. But I am sure that we will see it on here again
I got another good one, but I can't blog it till someone else blogs.
bobbierob

Mar 21 @ 7:32AM  
man, thats hilarious!!! I am still laughing at that one!!!

Cootiesprayer

Mar 21 @ 8:17AM  
"mom, are you still up?". T
run straddle run.
somnium

Mar 21 @ 12:11PM  
Geezzz- the punch line was equivalent to taking a very cold shower! Good joke tho-

40DWM

Mar 21 @ 8:33PM  
Joke ?? Dayum....it was gettin' me all friskey.
surv6969

Mar 21 @ 11:38PM  
bustybettyboop

Mar 22 @ 8:28AM  
hey now that hurts...mom looks good for 90 and here you left me wanting last night! *sighs*
dmbchick420

Jan 16 @ 11:21AM  
I guess Bruce was right!
dmbchick420

Jan 16 @ 11:25AM  
About the joke being posted again

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Met an older woman at the bar