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Met an older woman at the bar posted 3/21/2009 1:45:23 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, women, straddle   StraddleMyNose I went to a bar last night and happened to meet someone. I found out that she was 55 years old, but didn't look too bad for her age at all. So I bought her a drink. We snuggled up a little with each other a little later, and she then asked me if I have ever heard of a "sportsman's double". I told her that I hadn't. She then went on to explain that it was a threesome with a mother and daughter, and invited me back to her place. Well, just the thought of what her daughter would look like got me really excited, so we left and went back to her place. When we got there she turned her light on and yelled upstairs, "mom, are you still up?". To say that I bolted out that door is an understatement! *Yes, it was a joke....and I don't even do bars* Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Wordsofwit	Mar 21 @ 2:09AM
	I thought I saw an elderly woman running out the backdoor as you were coming in the front.
NightOfOld	Mar 21 @ 3:03AM
	Don't you know the older the more experienced.
onehornytoad69	Mar 21 @ 5:38AM
	Good one!
StraddleMyNose	Mar 21 @ 5:41AM
	Good one! Thank you! Btw, I think Bruce might have heard this one already...
Wordsofwit	Mar 21 @ 6:10AM
	No, I can't say I have heard that one before. But I am sure that we will see it on here again.
StraddleMyNose	Mar 21 @ 6:18AM
	No, I can't say I have heard that one before. But I am sure that we will see it on here again I got another good one, but I can't blog it till someone else blogs.
bobbierob	Mar 21 @ 7:32AM
	man, thats hilarious!!! I am still laughing at that one!!!
Cootiesprayer	Mar 21 @ 8:17AM
	"mom, are you still up?". T run straddle run.
somnium	Mar 21 @ 12:11PM
	Geezzz- the punch line was equivalent to taking a very cold shower! Good joke tho-
40DWM	Mar 21 @ 8:33PM
	Joke ?? Dayum....it was gettin' me all friskey.
surv6969	Mar 21 @ 11:38PM
bustybettyboop	Mar 22 @ 8:28AM
	hey now that hurts...mom looks good for 90 and here you left me wanting last night! *sighs*
dmbchick420	Jan 16 @ 11:21AM
	I guess Bruce was right!
dmbchick420	Jan 16 @ 11:25AM
	About the joke being posted again