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posted 3/19/2009 9:43:43 AM |
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  Sunshine79

In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought.

Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure..........

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN

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surv6969

Mar 19 @ 9:55AM  
That is just not right.
NightOfOld

Mar 19 @ 10:32AM  


Xien607

Mar 19 @ 10:41AM  
How do you transform a man into a woman without the expense of transgendering?

Send them to the Ladies Room!!!


Lisa46

Mar 19 @ 1:10PM  
okay i've never heard that one before great job
FriendlyKitten

Mar 19 @ 2:32PM  
onehornytoad69

Mar 19 @ 2:40PM  
thats gotta be a New kind of pain right there!!!!
RevDocLove

Mar 19 @ 2:57PM  
Holy shit!!!!!
Cootiesprayer

Mar 19 @ 6:10PM  
This one never gets old! hilarious.
1bunny629

Mar 19 @ 6:40PM  
"penis under the pillow"...hmmmmm ...I wonder if there is a fairy for this? If the tooth fairy brings you quarter...what would a penis fairy bring?

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