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posted 3/16/2009 6:42:04 AM |
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Here's something that my best friend sent to me last night that I found interesting enough to share...I found it to be mostly true...at least for me...

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

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onehornytoad69

Mar 16 @ 6:58AM  
So true....good one!!!
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
This is the"one" thingy I dont care for....I Hate it when a woman tries to read my Mind!!!
selectusername

Mar 16 @ 7:12AM  
Now if I could just find a woman over 40 to

play with my sausage!!
bustybettyboop

Mar 16 @ 8:48AM  
gotta looove andy rooney! lol!
rdsingle

Mar 16 @ 8:56AM  
So true so true. I made a copy of this for my girlfriend.
StraddleMyNose

Mar 16 @ 9:53AM  
This is the"one" thingy I dont care for....
Yeah, I agree!
waynuckingfutz

Mar 16 @ 4:40PM  
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

little sausage little sausage little sausage
casuallylooking

Mar 16 @ 4:55PM  
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
If it's a good enough reason, we don't even care if we're going to get away with it.... Besides, give us at least 5 women on the jury and we will. lol


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