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posted 3/15/2009 10:21:29 PM |
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  BlueEyes708

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

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StraddleMyNose

Mar 16 @ 3:13AM  
Now that was funny!
onehornytoad69

Mar 16 @ 4:26AM  
good one! Thx!
Sunshine79

Mar 16 @ 9:25AM  
Love that joke!!!!
Taisen

Mar 16 @ 9:45AM  
Funny
Cootiesprayer

Mar 16 @ 5:08PM  
kudo for this one.

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