OK PPLs..... We need a Cook/Bartender? Any takers for the night? I have been up since before the chickens...so I know I'm gonna crash early!
I can handle it for a lil while...but...  !!!! 
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 3:36PM
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BTW... WoW is gonna be the DJ...... so come on yall...lets have some FUN! 
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 3:42PM
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I'll have a Green Guiness Stout while waiting to see if we get go (one or more to take over for you later).
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 3:47PM
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Green Guiness Stout comming right up... chips, nutz?
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 3:51PM
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Some dry roasted almonds sound good. If I can't bust a nut, I might as well munch on some, right?
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 3:58PM
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Here ya go.... all the Roasted Almonds ya want....and here's your Drink...plus One...sorry to keep ya waiting...
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 3:58PM
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Hey, guys, there is fine looking chick on line now I had never seen on here. She has the nicest tits and nips I've ever seen on AMD! But don't tell anybody.
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 4:01PM
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mmmmmmm and I am an Ass Man... WTF?
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1bunny629
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Mar 14 @ 4:13PM
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Damn...You could play darts with those areolas! 
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 4:17PM
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I think...WoW...was gonna get all nakied........but he has to have an Cheering Section....   Can You believe that?....Come on Ladies.... 
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 4:19PM
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Yeah, bunny, you could. Why did you take your pics down. You have a nice pair. Kind of like the ancient Old Gold cigarettes line: so round, so firm, so fully packed. How is the new job going. Are we ready for music?
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 4:19PM
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Hey ....Ms. Bunny... What would you like to drink? Eat? 
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 4:24PM
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She (Bunny needs to tend the Bar) At least .....she knows how to "Mix" them... 
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1bunny629
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Mar 14 @ 4:27PM
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Well, hmmm...what to eat? I just got up about an hour ago because my shift at my new job it 10 pm till closed, which is 3 am and then clean up. I can't get on the dinner shift which is 4 pm till 10 ish because all those people have worked there for years. I am trying to adjust, but it is going to be a while before I do. So, what I am saying is I just started on my coffee, and am not a big breakfast person. I guess I will wait a bit on food, and I can't drink before I go to work, so don't waste your time tryimg to serve anything to me.
I cancelled my pics when I was depressed about not having a job and I cancelled my account for a night. I realized I need you kids or I would be alone more than I should be, so I reactivated. The pics? Everyone here knows what I look like, so I just didn't repost. I am tired of the comments about my pics anyway. Does that answer all your questions? 
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 4:31PM
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Sounds like honesty at its finest. How about a splash of Bailey's in that coffee, next to no alcohol content?
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 4:35PM
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Have your Coffee......Enjoy.....!!!! We love ya!!!
Gosh, I wish I could give ya a real back rub!!!! No sex.....  It really does help!
I think this bar will close shortly...  Cause I wanna get fucked up!!!  Life is good!
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1bunny629
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Mar 14 @ 4:36PM
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Thanks WOW...I don't do the sweet drinks. If I am going to drink it is beer, bourbon, or a red wine. Every now and then I will have a scotch. I appreciate the offer, but after being in a restaurant/bar/music hall on Beale all night I am not up for bartending today. I know you guys can wing it. Never fear, Google is here. If ya don't know how to make a drink just look it up! I am around if ya need me or have any questions, because I can't figure out what I am going to do till I go to work at 10!!!! WTF...10 pm? I am glad to have a job, but I am not used to those hours...I will turn into a ghost working those hours. Kinda freakin me out.
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 4:38PM
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Play some tunes...WoW.... Lets see what happens!
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 4:38PM
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Bunny's comment got me to thinking and inspired our first tune that is bluesy version of a familiar song appropriate Joe's Bar and Grill.
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 4:47PM
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bluesy version of a familiar song appropriate THX man... I Love those Guys!.....
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 4:49PM
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Can ya do "Hotel Cal" ?
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 5:15PM
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Here ya go, Hotel California.
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 5:20PM
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I'm gettin an nut here... thx Man!!! 
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onehornytoad69
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Mar 14 @ 5:25PM
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We have the Best DJ around..... Try WoW!!!!!!!  
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 6:14PM
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We're going to open up with some blues by Frank Marion and Mahogany Rush. First up Is I'm a King Bee a 1957 song by blues musician Slim Harpo released as his debut single in 1957. The Rolling Stones covered the song for their self-titled debut album in 1964.
Next is his take on the Hendrix classic Red House
Earlier this week I posted a little thing called the Dog Doo Blues. Here is a tune by Frank that is a good listen and can also serve as the music If you would like to sing the Dog Doo Blues, here is a song that you can do it to.
I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues
Times are tough, times are hard
There’s dog doo laying all over the yard
The sun is out with a clear blue sky
But the dog doo is stinking, attracting swarms of flies
I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues
Fixed me some breakfast, it was really a pity
‘Cause in my oatmeal was an old saggy titty
I spied some donuts, now that couldn’t fail
But like the jokes on here the mother fuckers were stale
I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues
I received an email, wanting to get lewd
I enjoy a blow job but not from a dude
A young lady wrote that she wanted a God fearing man
But unless she wants a dick to suck I won’t understand
I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues
I got a message from a devotee of Rush
Said if I didn’t like Blimpblob my brain must be mush
Tempted to engage him but didn’t want to start
If I want to hear an asshole I’ll just cut a fart
I woke up this morning, there was more bad news
I got me a case of the dog doo blues
Times are tough, times are hard
There’s dog doo laying all over the yard
The sun is out with a clear blue sky
But the dog doo is stinking, attracting swarms of flies
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StraddleMyNose
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Mar 14 @ 8:00PM
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We need a Cook/Bartender Hey, maybe Tammy can help out...
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 8:08PM
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This is a fine looking chick I had never seen on here. She has the nicest nips I've ever seen on AMD! But don't tell anybody. If she was from Dublin and serving, I'd be ordering Irish cream!
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 8:35PM
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Moving on with the blues and Kim Wilson. Who is he beyond a guy that plays the harmonica and looks a bit like Dr. Phil? He was the front man for the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sPPcq97EQI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcsba8_z3Ac&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-bU7ZPwoUI&feature=related
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 8:35PM
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Moving on with the blues and Kim Wilson. Who is he beyond a guy that plays the harmonica and looks a bit like Dr. Phil? He was the front man for the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sPPcq97EQI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcsba8_z3Ac&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-bU7ZPwoUI&feature=related
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lunanegra
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Mar 14 @ 8:37PM
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She doesn't look real....  Her left areola looks fuzzy. Like photoshop fuzzy.
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alybai42
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Mar 14 @ 9:54PM
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Hey, maybe Tammy can help out
NO  I am off for 3 days in a row. I am in hiding from work. Any kind.
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Wordsofwit
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Mar 14 @ 11:09PM
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Well, Tammy have a drink on me, what do you want? Luna, find some better tit, natural or after market is cool by me!
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alybai42
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Mar 15 @ 1:11AM
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I will have a white russian Bruce..Plenty of ice.
Thanks 
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