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Life In Rural Montana

posted 3/14/2009 10:18:15 AM |
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So one time I was just thinking of stories to tell and I thought of one. I asked my friends "do you guys remember the first time".

"Oh hell yeah", they all say.

So I’m telling them about mine. So I say well the first time I had sex was in the grass in a vacant plainy area. It was a perfect day and we were just going at it for hours and then suddenly her mom comes up to us out of nowhere. So I’m like,"Oh shit!"

"Holy shit what did she do" asks my friend.

I reply "The first thing that came out of her mouth was b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahhh!"

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