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posted 3/13/2009 7:44:54 PM |
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars . But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.'




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Mar 13 @ 8:05PM  
If you go into my blog archive, you will see hundreds of jokes. On the other hand, I am the guy who rails about stale reruns with no apologies. I give compliments when I see a new one, if it is good a kudo, if it is good and hasn't been seen for a while. If I don't comment that means it is stale, unfunny, a rerun or all of the preceding, which is too often the case.

But I will make an exception in this case, somebody else posted this in the last 24 hours, and has been posted many times before. No disrespect, but if you got it as an email, so did we.

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