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posted 3/13/2009 12:03:01 PM |
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  waynuckingfutz

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies " Yes i do " and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies " Oh I have a personal genie"
The first man asks "Can i make a wish? "
Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he
is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants
The man says " I want a Million Bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head
And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt He?"
The other man replies "I know do you realy think i asked for a 10 inch BIC"

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onehornytoad69

Mar 13 @ 12:08PM  
1bunny629

Mar 13 @ 1:22PM  
Ha! I kinda figured that one out ahead of time...cute!
Sunshine79

Mar 13 @ 3:25PM  
LMAO!!!!
Wordsofwit

Mar 13 @ 3:43PM  
Good one! Greenie for ya!
straddle_fun

Mar 13 @ 3:50PM  
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RevDocLove

Mar 13 @ 4:17PM  
waynuckingfutz

Mar 13 @ 8:58PM  
Thanx for all the comments and kudos guys.

StraddleMyNose

Mar 13 @ 9:02PM  
Never heard this one before. That was fucking funny!

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