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posted 3/12/2009 9:16:01 PM |
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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,

but all men...are men...

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onehornytoad69

Mar 12 @ 9:26PM  
Just shoot me......
DarkKnightWalking

Mar 12 @ 9:55PM  
*Ahem*
manwithoutahorse

Mar 12 @ 10:00PM  
well of course she was from Cork....
NightOfOld

Mar 13 @ 3:05AM  

Are you sure she wasn't from Inesry ?
Sunshine79

Mar 13 @ 3:02PM  
Nightstorm

Mar 13 @ 5:14PM  
I wonder what would have happened if the dealers had been gay? OOOPS!!!
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 13 @ 8:03PM  
Didn't I see this same joke earlier this week on here?

I think Donna may have posted this one

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