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Irish Toast To Me Friends!!

posted 3/12/2009 11:03:19 AM |
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Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.


May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.


Here's to you and yours, and to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done for you and yours!


When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!

(Me favorite! LOL)


I leave you with this.....

There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head-
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

Drinks on me, what will you have??

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Mar 12 @ 11:13AM  

I'll have a Blow Job, Sex On The Beach, and a Twisted Nipple.

anna greenie for the sweet Irish Lass

Mar 12 @ 11:20AM  
A Screaming Orgasm please.

Mar 12 @ 12:20PM  

A monket's ass, in a looking glass
is a hell of a sight to see.
But a whiskey glass, and a womans ass
made a horses ass of me.

{ My grandpa's favorite }

Mar 12 @ 12:38PM  
And for you Sunshine, my favorite one:

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!


Mar 12 @ 1:01PM  
If drinks are "on you", then I want something with chocolate syrup so I can lick it off of you. Hehehehe.

Mar 12 @ 1:06PM  

Here's to the girls that do.
Here's to the girs that don't.
Here's to the girs that say they will,
and later decide they won't.
But to the girls that DO
I now propose this toast.

Mar 12 @ 1:07PM  
I'll have a Wild Turkey and Pepsi with a double shot or more of you.

Mar 12 @ 1:32PM  
funny funny funny! I have no toast...I have no beer...I have no fear of being here...if I had a small piece of toast...I would raise my empty glass...and shout...where the fuck is the butter?

Mar 12 @ 1:55PM  
[/B]Sure and begorrah lass..'Tis good to hear a sonnet or two from the auld sod.[B]

Morning is the time to pity the sober. The way they're feeling then is the best they're going to feel all day.

Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.--Wilde

Thirst is a shameless disease so here's to a shameful cure.

Mar 12 @ 1:57PM  
Thx Lady..... I would like an Miller Lite... ice cold please,....and I would Love to GIVE yall Ladies... a Few Screaming Orgasms...

Mar 12 @ 5:03PM  
Heres to the girl with the little red shoes
she doesnt have a cherry
But still has the box the cherry came in

Mar 12 @ 6:07PM  
I'd love either a midori sour or an iguana margarita. What the heck are you drinking? Don't make me drink alone now girl.

Mar 12 @ 7:05PM  
Irish I had a good reply for this!!!

Mar 12 @ 9:31PM  
My head is to messed up I couldn't follow it

Mar 13 @ 12:49AM  
Here's to the people we love
And here's to the ones who love us.
And if the ones we love, don't love us....
Then to hell with them, and here's to US.

Mar 13 @ 8:46PM  
Drinks on me, what will you have??

I'll have you straddle my face and have you cum into my mouth. Oh, and I'll take a pepsi with that!

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