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How The New Stimulus Plan Will Work

posted 3/11/2009 3:17:22 AM |
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A new twist on an old joke*.

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900 -- $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

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Wordsofwit

Mar 11 @ 4:55AM  
What he ^^^^ said and has been seen many times before that also. I am sure we'll see it again as this old stale cookie in invading in boxes again. If you got it in your email, you can bet many others did also and probably already posted it.
onehornytoad69

Mar 11 @ 7:13AM  
Good one... thx!!!

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