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posted 3/9/2009 10:26:36 PM |
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Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy *again*, remarried,.... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:....
"I think he means her *legs*, Ethel...."

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Mar 9 @ 11:20PM  
Oh my!!!!! That was too funny!!

Mar 10 @ 12:15AM  
That was really funny!

Mar 10 @ 1:51AM  
Yeah - the funeral director guy had to use a winch.

Mar 10 @ 2:06AM  
Great joke..

Mar 10 @ 5:08AM  
good one...thx!

Mar 10 @ 8:29AM  

Jun 25 @ 12:43PM  
That was a good one
What two things in the air can keep a man happy.
A womans' legs

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