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The New Store posted 3/9/2009 10:00:43 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, cute   sugarnspice005 A new supermarket opened in Colorado It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies I don't buy toilet paper there any more. This was sent to me in an email from my youngest sister. I hope you enjoyed it. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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PinkToeNails	Mar 9 @ 10:12PM
	LMAO!!! great marketing techniques!!! I have heard the thunder in the produce department.... I always thought that was funny!!
40yearoldvirgin	Mar 9 @ 10:15PM
	I want to visit the section with the condoms! Chicks screaming "bang me harder Tony! Harder harder!!!" Is this place open 24 hours?
1bunny629	Mar 9 @ 10:17PM
	That was so funny. I was reading the first line and thought wtf, Memphis is a small town that accidentally got big, but we have misters in the veg department...now it smells like a urinal, but ya got to love the view!...get it misters?
onehornytoad69	Mar 9 @ 10:21PM
	cute..thx!
FriendlyKitten	Mar 9 @ 10:25PM
	Very funny. Kudos.
manwithoutahorse	Mar 9 @ 10:52PM
	When my kids were in HS I chaperoned a band trip to Universal Studios in FL. They were in the opening parade and I was in desperate need of a cup of coffee after being on "guard" duty all night. I smelled cinnamon buns and walked up to a Bakery storefront in anticipation of coffee and sweets...no bakery...no store...just the smell of cinnamon buns being blown into the "street". I could've killed somebody right there...and would've paid $20 or coffee and a roll. I still hate Universal Studios.
surv6969	Mar 10 @ 12:44AM
	I am glad it only thunders and rains in our grocery.
evild614	Mar 10 @ 7:48AM
	I must be shopping at the wrong stores... the supermarkets I go to don't have any of that stuff- not even sound effects for the water mister...
StraddleMyNose	Mar 10 @ 8:11PM
	Cute!