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Cure For The Obnoxious Passenger

posted 3/9/2009 12:08:56 PM |
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Have you been stuck in an airplane sitting next to someone who would not only not stop talking but talking at the top of their lungs. I don't mind being friendly but I don't want to spend my whole trip hearing about some guy's business trip that he is making to save a big company cause no one else in the world could do his job. The type of conversation that you just want to say "I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah......"

In surfing the net this morning I found the perfect cure for these kind of people when you're traveling.

If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start it up.
4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
6. Then Click Here

Hope you find this as amusing as I did.

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Mar 9 @ 12:16PM  
Perfect!.....and say 'God is Great!.....God is Great!

Mar 9 @ 12:17PM  

Mar 9 @ 12:19PM  
And open up your jacket and show all the candy canes strapped around your torso.


Mar 9 @ 12:23PM  
I saw that a several years ago and I wouldn't have freaked, just thought it somebody being odd. It might have been funny if it did something besides flash the zeros like said "Fuck off" or something.

Mar 9 @ 12:35PM  
That was funny Kitten, here is a Kudo for you!

Mar 9 @ 1:21PM  
LMAO It just may work.

Mar 9 @ 1:22PM  
Take a book... a sizeable one.
Start reading.

If they continue on yapping for more than 5 minutes...
SLAP them with it...
Continue reading...

Mar 9 @ 1:46PM  
If they continue on yapping for more than 5 minutes...
SLAP them with it...
Continue reading...
This makes sense to me...........but if it were a good book, I'm not sure I could wait the whole 5 minutes.

Mar 9 @ 2:09PM  
I appreciate the idea, but I usually take the head on approach. I might say something like this...I understand that you are nervous and feel you need to express yourself all the way to our next destination, but I have things on my mind too, and unlike you I keep them to myself so that everyone may have a nice quiet flight.

Mar 9 @ 2:29PM  

LMAO, that was great....good for people looking over your shoulder too!

Mar 9 @ 2:45PM  
There are some things that you never forget and remain years later as clear memories like they could have happened yesterday. One of those for me was being on a Southwest Airlines flight that almost crashed. Not cool.

Mar 9 @ 2:50PM  
Good one Friendly. Your all a riot. I am happy to have found you all you make my work day go so much faster.

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