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posted 3/9/2009 10:52:17 AM |
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Think she knows I'm not a dude? She sent this to me 2x's!

I guess u can read this...LOL.well will like to tell u more about me
...I am a 30 yr old, female. 5'6, 120lbs with model looks, average
body build, no drama and a positive outlook on life.I am young at
heart with fun dreams and a big easy to get along with as
you'll find. I am a sister, an active listener and will always try to
bring mindfulness and awareness to my existence Take a look at who I
am and what I seek. If you like me, message me and i'll see if you
connect with my look. I was born in the United state.. .but i left
There when i was 3 years with my Parent and move to Germany but now ,i
just moved to United Kingdom, the tropics or ocean into my future
again permanently. I do not frequent bars unless good live music is
playing as I love to joking. I laugh when tickled and will tickle back;
enjoy giving/receiving massages, and brushing your hair. I am
professionally employed, affable, sensitive, dislike drama, a quiet
confidence, musical(guitar, but lousy singer), artistic(pottery, but
will keep my day job for now), erotic-minded, athletic, lean, an
awesome kisser(it is an art), long arms that can reach anywhere,
supportive, dependable, industrious, goofy at times, creative,
thoughtful, passionate,unpretentious, pragmatic, unassuming, unpossessive
and humorous on closer inspection. Me: I am a confident, articulate,
educated, successful professional that is seeking the exceptional
partner. Athletic, Adventurous, and Romantic individual that enjoys:
working out, music, movies, laughter, dining out, clubbing
(occasionally) and spontaneous travel. Or, join me in the Garden and
have a glass of wine while I clean up and we'll share deep stimulating
conversation. Further exploring the mental chemistry between us. A
relationship that ends up where it's supposed to is what I seek. If
that's a serious relationship, good friends or great lovers, I am
prepared for the next encounter life has to offer me. Seeking a
confident, expressive, attractive, truthful, independent, stable,
health-conscious man who understands how precious it is to find his
best friend, companion, lover and partner all in the same person. Some
call this a "soulmate" A man who can be trusting, and is drama
free..meaning I don't care much about the past, nor fret about the secure in who you should know about living in the
present, it shouldn't be hard for you to describe like
to be touched and are not afraid to ask. We are positive, supportive,
secure, giving and outwardly affectionate toward each other. We are
sincere and live in the present with intent toward passion, trust,
laughter and are in it for the long haul. I am a giver looking for a
giver. Looking for spiritual, emotional, intellectual and physical
connections with one man A friendship that is uninhibited and pure fun
is what i'm about. Locations, settings and chemistry that will arouse
all your senses and moments shared that cross your mind a week later
while at the office. Putting a smile on your face while wondering when
it's possible to feel like that again is the sensation I aim to leave
you with. I want a man that I can trust without question and who can
trust me the same. A man whose loves me for my heart and soul. We
would be like two vases of water poured into one larger more beautiful
vase, in which we would be one. Holding each other, breathing each
other, tasting each other as we watch the sun rise and set in each
others arms. Laughing, crying, singing, praying, playing, working
together to make life fun and safe for each other. I have not found
that yet, but I am eternally hopeful. Maybe I am just a helpless
romantic, handsome man but hope is what gets us out of bed each
morning to face the day. Been there, seen it and know better. I have
no physical or mental baggage and strive everyday to be a better woman
for myself. Karma, Kindness, Family, Loyalty and Honesty are important
realities in my lifestyle. If we are meant to be, even geography
couldn't keep us apart.Currently, I am in United Kingdom for my Job
here...and would be going back to the United States soon.Hope to hear
from you.and you can also meet me at lilianabat@ xxx .com i will send you my pictures when you meet me there.............................

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Loads of good adjectives.....SCAMMER!

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Mar 9 @ 10:56AM  

Mar 9 @ 11:09AM  
So when are you hearing from them? Do they have a sister.....

Mar 9 @ 11:15AM  
I just now got the same Lette, Sunshine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 9 @ 11:15AM  
I think they said it all with these lines;....
I am a 30 yr old, young at heart ......

That means 30 with the views of a 15 YO......

Mar 9 @ 11:19AM  
Sunny, how could anyone mistake you for a man?

She writes [/QUOTE]Maybe I am just a helpless romantic, handsome man but hope is what gets us out of bed each morning to face the day. Been there, seen it and know better. I have no physical or mental baggage and strive everyday to be a better woman for myself.

Typo? Freudian slip? Maybe your suitor should take a better look in his/her undies to verify their gender! Or, you two should get together and you could provide a second opinion!

I do not frequent bars unless good live music is playing as I love to joking. [QUOTE]

To quote the sage philosopher Stone Cold Steve Austin, "WHAT?"

Mar 9 @ 11:26AM  
I can Actually spell..

Lette = Letter

Mar 9 @ 12:05PM  
I'm tuckered out already just reading it....and we haven't even fucked.


Mar 9 @ 9:10PM  
Lucky you.........I thought I was reading "A Journal for Dummies"

Mar 9 @ 9:27PM  
Well shit girl! She can't be a scammer! She didn't say she AM from the United State or that she am God fearing! Come on Sunshine! Give her a chance!!!

United State.. I was just talking on the phone with someone about this just a little while ago!!

These people are idiots!

I had some chick write to me telling me what a perfect man I would be to her...............
I wrote back and said.... I'm a fucking woman idiot!!!

We need a BIG can of raid!! Spam deluxe kind!!!!

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