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Nagger (WARNING-May Offend!!)

posted 3/9/2009 10:05:29 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."

Lawyer: "Do you have any grounds?"
Farmer: "Yes, I got 40 acres."

Lawyer: "No, No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit?"
Farmer: "Yes, I got a suit. I wears it to church on Sundays."

Lawyer: "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
Farmer: "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere."

Lawyer: "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Farmer: "Yes, I got a grudge. That's where I parks the John Deere."

Lawyer: "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
Farmer: "No, we both get up at 4:30."

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.

Lawyer: "Is your wife a nagger?"
Farmer: "No, she's a little white gal. But our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce."

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Wordsofwit

Mar 9 @ 10:13AM  
The same hillbilly farmer goes to see his doctor. The doctor said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I want to know if I can get my twelve year old daughter on birth control."

The doctor asked, "Is she sexually active?"

The farmer replied, "Naw, she just lays there like her mother."
surv6969

Mar 9 @ 10:19AM  
I know some people like that!!!!
waynuckingfutz

Mar 9 @ 12:11PM  
If he gits on of them day-vorces.....wunder if it's still in effect after sundown.
max49

Mar 9 @ 1:14PM  
LMFAO Good one sweetie and a kudo for it.
FriendlyKitten

Mar 9 @ 1:15PM  
I heard this one years ago but it's one of my favorites. Thanks for the laugh.
onehornytoad69

Mar 9 @ 1:25PM  
1bunny629

Mar 9 @ 2:14PM  
That was really funny! ...the grudge...I had to say it more southern than I already am to get it right!

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