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posted 3/7/2009 9:51:07 PM |
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  FriendlyKitten

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it!
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited


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PinkToeNails

Mar 7 @ 10:49PM  
Cute blog Kitten!!! Giving you a kudo!!!

Surely the 3rd floor isn't too much to ask!!!
longhorn386

Mar 7 @ 11:08PM  
Sad but true.
1bunny629

Mar 8 @ 1:23AM  
...I never made it to the 2nd floor! ...and I lost my reciept!
Sunshine79

Mar 8 @ 8:47AM  
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

A-fuckin'men to that!!!!
LilGriz

Mar 8 @ 9:30AM  
Jeeze, I would have ventured higher to see if I could find one that loved kids and just liked being around me....

Thanks kitten
surv6969

Mar 8 @ 4:25PM  
I sure as hell try my best to please!!!!!!
Her wish is my bidding...

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