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WARNING-Straddlesque Joke, May Be Disturbing!!!!

posted 3/7/2009 9:35:07 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Alright, I warned you guys........

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink
1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood
2nd Vampire: I want a double shot
3rd Vampire: All I want is a cup of hot water

So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.

The bartender asked the 3rd vampire, 'Why didn't you order any blood?"










Ready for this???






















The vampire pulls out a tampon and replies "I'm making tea".


(Yeah, that so would be Straddle, the vampire!!)
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onehornytoad69

Mar 7 @ 9:41AM  
Xien607

Mar 7 @ 10:14AM  
That is certainly a Straddle Joke
NightOfOld

Mar 7 @ 11:02AM  

Straddle would have brought the girl with him and asked for Straws.

Greenie dear.
onehornytoad69

Mar 7 @ 11:23AM  
and asked for Straws
Only the Mc'Donalds Straws.. the big red ones...
1bunny629

Mar 7 @ 2:24PM  
. I didn't know what to expect, but that was fuckin hysterical...gave me a visual too! You get a Kudo for the best imatation Straddlesque Blog ever!
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 7 @ 3:05PM  
Straddle would have brought the girl with him and asked for Straws.
You got that right!
zena343

Mar 7 @ 3:35PM  
We'll just call ya Straddle2 no worries there Sunshine!! Kudos for you
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 7 @ 3:41PM  
We'll just call ya Straddle2
Isn't "Straddlefun" Straddle2? What about Straddlefem for Megan?
waynuckingfutz

Mar 7 @ 3:44PM  
Good one!

Maybe the 3rd vampire is on the wagon?

girlcountry

Mar 7 @ 3:56PM  
Were you given to the wrong parents at birth???? Are you really Straddles sister????
surv6969

Mar 8 @ 3:53PM  
Wrong but hysterical
Cootiesprayer

Mar 8 @ 4:48PM  
I think you have been hanging around straddle a little bit to much, he is definitely rubbing off on you . kudo for you hilarious.

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