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posted 3/6/2009 9:35:56 PM |
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Ladies, I have found the place if you have not found what you are looking for on AMD. Now I realize that AMD offers dating, love, sex, LTR, and possibly even marriage but why wait? Why go through the hassle? All you have to do is go to

Mail Order Husbands


Just scan the profiles and see what is in the offering.

For instance:

From Wooster Falls, ILL

Name: Daryl
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot. Location: Wooster Falls, ILL, U.S.A.

Or perhaps you would be more interested in:

Name: Mike
Ladies, I have a lot of love to give. I will be starting a new life shortly and want you to be part of it. I am very romantic and in very good condition,.. but I won't be available for about 18 months, but I'm happy to write letters. I'm up for parole next month, so I'm hoping to be available sooner. Location: Pelican Bay Pen, USA

Or How about:

Name: Marcus
Ever drank paint thinner? Don't! trust me its a bad idea. I'm a fun lovin' guy who knows a few magic tricks.
Location: Southern Idaho, USA

Hey, don't let me limit to you what choices you have go to the website and check it out and pick one for yourself and may I be the first to offer you Congradulations!


OK, in all reality, I would not suggest this to anyone but I found the profiles totally hysterical.

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StraddleMyNose

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Mar 6 @ 9:46PM  
OMG! I can't believe there are some people out there that would actually post ads like that. Can we say loserville?

Thanks for the laugh!
PinkToeNails

Mar 6 @ 9:59PM  
Oh shit!!! someone posted the ads from craigslist for the local region!!!

See what I'm up against around here people?!??!? I guess I should move or something!!

This was funny kitten!!!

Sunshine79

Mar 6 @ 10:10PM  
OMG, that there is some funny shit....LMAO!!!!
lunanegra

Mar 6 @ 10:18PM  
This makes my heart sad, because these are honest-to-God real men.
casuallylooking

Mar 6 @ 11:25PM  
Just sitting here shaking my head in amazement at some people.

These are funny, FK. Thanks for sharing them.
Xien607

Mar 6 @ 11:30PM  
It takes all kinds now doesn't it?
Dzedvl

Mar 7 @ 1:51AM  
For a new member thanks for the laughs FK...
onehornytoad69

Mar 7 @ 4:29AM  

Can we say loserville
I dont care what straddle says... I'm gonna post my profile there!!!! Thx for sharing lady!!!
selectusername

Mar 7 @ 10:28AM  
Rats, I should never have told everyone that

my real name is Marcus!!

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