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posted 3/3/2009 1:47:26 PM |
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After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him
that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a
beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'



( you'll love this...)




At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas ,Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia, Florida , West Virginia , North Carolina , Washington DC , and some parts of Michigan


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Sunshine79

Mar 3 @ 2:08PM  
OMG, that's priceless!!!
surv6969

Mar 3 @ 2:25PM  
That hurts just thinking about it....
Wordsofwit

Mar 3 @ 2:29PM  
Oldie but goodie.
zena343

Mar 3 @ 5:17PM  
Ouchie,,,,,,that would hurt, LOL.....thanks for the laugh Xien
paulywalnuts

Mar 3 @ 5:43PM  
I think he is in Hillbilly Heaven...right about now


That was terrific
samclaunts

Mar 3 @ 6:41PM  
max49

Mar 4 @ 8:08AM  

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