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AN IRISH BLOND IN A CASINO

posted 3/2/2009 11:13:13 PM |
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  BlueEyes708

"Old joke, but still funny. Hope you like it"



An attractive blond from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.' With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

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DarkKnightWalking

Mar 3 @ 12:01AM  


Always liked this one.


StraddleMyNose

Mar 3 @ 12:25AM  
Sadly, I can see this with a lot of us men. Not me however...
casuallylooking

Mar 3 @ 1:46AM  
burdinep

Mar 3 @ 5:24AM  
well id have been guilty lmao
Looking4ever

Mar 3 @ 9:29AM  
I've never heard that one before!
Sunshine79

Mar 3 @ 1:03PM  
That was fuckin' great!!!!
BlueEyes708

Mar 3 @ 1:20PM  
Thanks everyone, just a little something to make everyone smile.

I don't get many, but when I get a good one, I'll post it.

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